Daphne.

Shoot   Submit   Unpredictable, Painful, Yet, Oh So Wonderful.

Why is it, that whenever anything happens, it’s always you three?

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— 3 weeks ago with 5222 notes

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:WAT DOING
Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:WHERE GO
Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:I COME TOO
Dog:WAT DOING
Me:I need to open this door.
Dog:I HALP
Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:I HALP
Me:Sigh.
Dog:WHERE GOING
Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:Sure.
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No please don't you are-
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No there's no room and-
Dog:LAP
Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:RIGHT HERE
Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I AM
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:.......
— 3 weeks ago with 86889 notes

eyeballfarts:

perks-of-being-chinese:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of math do trees do

twigonometry

square roots

geomiTREE

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— 3 weeks ago with 138260 notes

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

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— 3 weeks ago with 248027 notes

What? Do you think a first class girl can’t drink?

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— 3 weeks ago with 8291 notes

ewatsondaily:

"I have often said that Hermione is a bit like me when I was younger. I think I was seen by other people as a right little know-it-all, but I hope that it is clear that underneath Hermione’s swottiness there is a lot of insecurity and a great fear of failure".
J.K. Rowling

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— 3 weeks ago with 12744 notes